weezl:

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weezl:

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mugglebornheadcanon:

816. A muggleborn living in the north of the UK gets sick of travelling all the way to London by muggle means to take the train to Hogwarts, which seems to be located somewhere in Scotland. She goes to work for the Department of Magical Transportation and devotes her career to adding more stops for the Hogwarts Express.

(Source: crazyworldgirl, via axisofmoirallegiance)

charlesoberonn:

runningbox11:

deidara98:

can someone in this website please tell me what the fuck is homestuck

small armless boy eats an apple and destroys earth while a living chess piece stabs a lot of people. armless tentacle dick aliens kill their friends.

A very angry and childish green misogynist gains time travel powers, attempts to destroy existence.

(via the-orange-king)

bluhstrider:

girl scouts are letting in trans girls and letting girls replace God with whatever they want in the pledge, also they use cookie income to support abortion and LGBT agendas

boy scouts are just now allowing gay scouts in, officially in january, but gay leaders are still banned and they’re talking about segregation on camping trips, with gay scouts and straight scouts in different tents. also they still ban atheists,

girl scouts: 10000   boy scouts: 0

(Source: homuratrash, via the-orange-king)

arcticarachnid:

xadoheandterra:

bemusedlybespectacled:

darlingbravebelle:

amuseoffyre:

gepardo:

nothingeverlost:

agent-jaselin:

nomnomroko:

cognitivemiscellanea:

nomnomroko:

Sonic…. plate?
none-medical practitioner….
… *has no cellphone* *doesn’t get texts*
damn it

WITH MY SONIC MUG, I, THE COMPUTER TECHNICIAN, SAY “BLOODY SHAKESPEARE”!

Let’s draw  it,  I dare  you

Sonic Spoon
The Engineer
"Come get me"
Well at least I’m willing to admit I need my companions help?

The Dishwasher, with my sonic remote.
"Otherwise I agree"

Sonic Cellphone
The mechanic
"Okie Dokie"

Sonic Pendrive
The Midwife
"I can’t find you"
Sounds legit :D

Sonic Chaptstick.
The Counselor. 
"Don’t question my authority."

Sonic Spoon.
The Professor.
"Okay."

….The TesterSonic Cellphone"So MK8 is getting DLC. Zelda and Animal Crossing."

The counselorSonic phone"So are you going to be here at 2:30 or 1:30!"

The Pharmacist
Sonic Keyboard
"*Snicker*"

arcticarachnid:

xadoheandterra:

bemusedlybespectacled:

darlingbravebelle:

amuseoffyre:

gepardo:

nothingeverlost:

agent-jaselin:

nomnomroko:

cognitivemiscellanea:

nomnomroko:

Sonic…. plate?

none-medical practitioner….

… *has no cellphone* *doesn’t get texts*

damn it

WITH MY SONIC MUG, I, THE COMPUTER TECHNICIAN, SAY “BLOODY SHAKESPEARE”!

Let’s draw  it,  I dare  you

Sonic Spoon

The Engineer

"Come get me"

Well at least I’m willing to admit I need my companions help?

The Dishwasher, with my sonic remote.

"Otherwise I agree"

Sonic Cellphone

The mechanic

"Okie Dokie"

Sonic Pendrive

The Midwife

"I can’t find you"

Sounds legit :D

Sonic Chaptstick.

The Counselor. 

"Don’t question my authority."

Sonic Spoon.

The Professor.

"Okay."

….
The Tester
Sonic Cellphone
"So MK8 is getting DLC. Zelda and Animal Crossing."

The counselor
Sonic phone
"So are you going to be here at 2:30 or 1:30!"

The Pharmacist

Sonic Keyboard

"*Snicker*"

(Source: metaf)

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marauders4evr:

Snape was a Slytherin in the end.
Regulus was a Slytherin in the end.
Malfoy was a Slytherin in the end.

Don’t devalue Slytherin by automatically assuming that the members were all incapable of showing bravery, wisdom, loyalty, and any sort of humanity and therefore if any member showed one of these traits then it means that there must have been a mistake and clearly they belong in another house.

No, they don’t.

They were all Slytherins in the end.

And that’s not a bad thing!

Slytherin Characteristics

100slytherin:

  • Slytherins often feel like they have too much responsibility on their shoulders.
  • Common Slytherin Boggarts: Failure, death, being trapped, wasps/bees, being buried alive, and being alone.
  • Slytherins are more likely to develop OCD or Depression.
  • Some common Slytherin talents are acting,…